February 7, 2008, 11:24 pm : Flat Tires

I used to live in third floor apartment. One of my jackass neighbors
parked his car so it partially blocked the stairs. After about three
months of banging my knees on his over-sized bumper I shot out
his windshield with a bb gun. I also slashed all four of his tires.
He moved his fucking car the next day. I’m not sorry!

January 7, 2008, 1:26 pm : I like to break into Stores

When I was younger, I loved to break into houses, Sometimes I would break in while people were sleeping. I knew they were there. I would take what I wanted, usually not much. I just did it for the thrill. Several times I even would make my self a sandwich or have a glass of milk. I could break into anywhere. After awhile I started breaking into stores and sometimes I would take a nap. One time I was in a toy storeand a guard came in. He some how knew I was there. He chased me. As I was running out a side door he fell.His head hit the floor. It sounded like a bowling ball. I ran across the street and hid in the bushes. He never came out. After 1/2 an hour I went back to see if he was still there and ok. I peaked around the open door. He was laying there in a pool of blood. I don’t think he was alive. I never broke into anywhere again. …I am Sorry.