February 13, 2008, 6:30 pm : I farted in a crowded elevator.

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I pushed out a silent-but-deadly in the elevator on
1201 Madison st. ….then I got off at the next stop
and laughed until it hurt.

February 7, 2008, 11:22 pm : Stuck up

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My friend and I were talking to a couple of women at
the local bar (the Bulldog). They were a couple of stuck up chicks that
thought they were all that and a bag of chips. One of them left their
huge set keys on the table. We borrowed her keys when we left
and threw them in a dumpster down the street. I wonder if their car is
still parked there.

January 26, 2008, 3:29 pm : I Hate Your Bar Asshole

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I went to Heavens in dowtown Seattle to see a show. They forced us to use their coat check at 3$ a coat. Then told us we had to have a drink. I drank my entire flask and didn’t order anything. The fat bouncers and door guy are total assholes. I guess it wasn’t that big of a crime but I wanted to post it anyway.

January 10, 2008, 3:02 pm : Disturbed

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you are so disturbed!!

January 8, 2008, 11:00 am : Who?

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Who in the hell raised you!

January 7, 2008, 12:22 pm : Friars Pray For Peace

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The Friars of Forgiveness pray for peace or maybe a piece….

www.friarsofforgiveness.com