June 29, 2009, 5:27 pm : Drunken Stupper…

In a drunkin stupper one nite I walked home from the bar. I went into my apartment which is a long ways by car. I have no idea how long it took me to get there and I can t remember most of the walk. I don’t even remember getting in. I made myself a snack and a huge mess. I missed the toilet in a few upchucking moments, and god knows what else I did. The only thing I could remember about that nite was nothing felt familiar. When I woke up the next day I found out I wasn’t in my apartment. I was in my neighbors house and I had toilet paper, food, and vomit everywhere. Well I am imagining it was me. As soon as I realized I left out the back door hopped a couple of fences and went in my apartment through my back door. The day after that my neighbor which is a some what good friend came over to my place and asked if I had seen any teenagers around his apartment in the last few nites. He said he was in the hospital getting a gahlbladder removed and some teenage idiots vandalized his apartment. I kept my mouth shut and pointed across the way to the only apartment in the complex that had a teenage boy living there. He ran over there and took it out on the kid and his family. I have never told any one that I had broken an entry and vandalized with vomit and god knows what else to his apartment before. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest.

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