February 7, 2008, 11:26 pm : Panty Sniffer

Filed Under: Twisted
Discussion: C[0]mments

HEY, I am the manager of a College Campus Apartment
Complex, I rent mostly to females. I love stealing their panties, It
started when I was about 10, I had a big sister and used to sneak her
friends panties when they showered. I love the smell and feel of panties. I
have such a quilty concience ,but can’t seem to quit. The worst part
is I also set cameras up in the bedrooms and damn did I get some
shit. The problem is I’m hooked. I’m beating it more than an electric
mixer. Some of these chicks are my friends and its hard to face them after I
just shot the wad on her panties. They are getting some sort of posse
together to patrol the laundry room. I still have keys to their rooms.
I love the girl on girl action of those college cuties too. You just
can’t believe the shit these girls think of. I am truely sorry girls
HELPPPPPP.Jack N. Hoff

February 7, 2008, 11:24 pm : Flat Tires

Filed Under: Uncategorized
Discussion: C[0]mments

I used to live in third floor apartment. One of my jackass neighbors
parked his car so it partially blocked the stairs. After about three
months of banging my knees on his over-sized bumper I shot out
his windshield with a bb gun. I also slashed all four of his tires.
He moved his fucking car the next day. I’m not sorry!

February 7, 2008, 11:22 pm : Stuck up

Filed Under: Posted Crimes
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My friend and I were talking to a couple of women at
the local bar (the Bulldog). They were a couple of stuck up chicks that
thought they were all that and a bag of chips. One of them left their
huge set keys on the table. We borrowed her keys when we left
and threw them in a dumpster down the street. I wonder if their car is
still parked there.

February 7, 2008, 11:20 pm : Halloween Bully

Filed Under: Minor Crimes
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When I was about 14 a couple of friends and I went out
on Halloween to steel candy from other kids. It was late and there was
what looked like a brother and sister walking down a dark street.
They were pretty small and I guessed them to be around 10 yrs old. I ran
past the boy and grabbed his bag of candy. He chased me and I knocked
him down a couple of times, but he kept getting back up and chasing me.
Finally, I threw him into a huge mud puddle at the intersection of
Oberlin St and 16th avenue. I’ll never forget his face as he lay there
all muddy, wet and crying. When I got home and went through his bag of
candy I found a prince and princess masks inside. Friar’s can you
offer me any forgiveness??????? I am sorry and it haunts me to this day.