Tell Me Your Crime

January 26, 2008, 3:29 pm : Cheater

Filed Under: Crimes Of Passion
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My boyfriend and my best friend are having an affair.
They don’t know I know. I just fed them cat food sandwiches for lunch.
They said they were the best sandwiches they ever had. ME OOOOOOW


January 26, 2008, 3:29 pm : I Hate Your Bar Asshole

Filed Under: Posted Crimes
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I went to Heavens in dowtown Seattle to see a show. They forced us to use their coat check at 3$ a coat. Then told us we had to have a drink. I drank my entire flask and didn’t order anything. The fat bouncers and door guy are total assholes. I guess it wasn’t that big of a crime but I wanted to post it anyway.