January 7, 2008, 1:26 pm : I like to break into Stores

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When I was younger, I loved to break into houses, Sometimes I would break in while people were sleeping. I knew they were there. I would take what I wanted, usually not much. I just did it for the thrill. Several times I even would make my self a sandwich or have a glass of milk. I could break into anywhere. After awhile I started breaking into stores and sometimes I would take a nap. One time I was in a toy storeand a guard came in. He some how knew I was there. He chased me. As I was running out a side door he fell.His head hit the floor. It sounded like a bowling ball. I ran across the street and hid in the bushes. He never came out. After 1/2 an hour I went back to see if he was still there and ok. I peaked around the open door. He was laying there in a pool of blood. I don’t think he was alive. I never broke into anywhere again. …I am Sorry.

January 7, 2008, 1:26 pm : Dine and Dash

Filed Under: Minor Crimes
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My girlfriend and I took a trip to the California coast

I told her I paid but really just ran out on the bill. 

I did this 3 times. It was so much fun.

January 7, 2008, 1:23 pm : Poops

Filed Under: Crimes Against Humanity
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I like to throw my dog poop at passing cars.

January 7, 2008, 1:12 pm : Bitch

Filed Under: Crimes Of Passion
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My ex was cheating on me so I cut all her tires

 when she was at her boyfriends. The other

guy must have bought her new tires. She 

never said a word. I broke up with her.

January 7, 2008, 1:01 pm : Hacker

Filed Under: Crime Done To Me
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My neighbor keeps hacking my computer.

I think I will put naked photos of his wife

on my computer so he can see them……

January 7, 2008, 12:22 pm : Friars Pray For Peace

Filed Under: Posted Crimes, postcards
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The Friars of Forgiveness pray for peace or maybe a piece….

www.friarsofforgiveness.com

January 7, 2008, 1:53 am : I Said To A Judge…

Filed Under: Minor Crimes, postcards
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January 7, 2008, 1:52 am : I Knew She Was Cheating!

Filed Under: Crime Done To Me, postcards
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January 7, 2008, 1:47 am : I Stuffed It In My Boyfriends Ass!

Filed Under: Crimes Of Passion, postcards
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My Boyfriend was passes out and drunk aftera night of partying, and all night he’d been flirting with this girl. Then at some point he reached out and called me her name. I yelled at him and he didn’t wake up so I was really pissed.So I got my dildo, extra large, and gave him a good ass fuckng.HA Ha.
The next day I could tell he was hurting. He didn’t say anything except to ask what time did we get home. Knowing I’d yell at him for not remembering the way we had sex or what we did. I told him that he passed out on the way home. He never said anything but you could tell he hurt for days.
PS. I threw the dildo away.

January 7, 2008, 1:34 am : I Stole My Boyfriends IPOD!

Filed Under: Minor Crimes, postcards
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